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Union gives strength. - Aesop

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson


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