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Sumo Skiing - Pairs

Taking on second wind at the Winter Olympics

Sumo Skiing - Pairs thanks to Mel Hardman

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Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Reason can wrestle and overthrow terror. - Euripides

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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