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Sundae Sermon

And now for a short and sweet message from the Church of England

Sundae Sermon thanks to Mel Hardman

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially on Monday night. - Jon Gruden

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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