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Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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