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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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