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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

What the wise seek is in themselves. - Confucius

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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