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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke


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