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Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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