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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

What the wise seek is in themselves. - Confucius

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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