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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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