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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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