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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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