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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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