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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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