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He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles


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