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No time like the present. - Mrs Manley

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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