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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar


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