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Venison Of The Sea

Why you should never let PhD Candidates in Marine Biology get near a gene splicer

Venison Of The Sea thanks to B.K. McKlusky IV

Tuna Deer (Do you know how hard it is to tuna deer?)

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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