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Where White Man Went Wrong

Sage advice from Indian Chief 'Two Eagles'

Where White Man Went Wrong thanks to Jim Serritella

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Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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