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Where White Man Went Wrong

Sage advice from Indian Chief 'Two Eagles'

Where White Man Went Wrong thanks to Jim Serritella

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Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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