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How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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