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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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