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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

You’ve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it." It's called perseverance. - Lee Iacocca


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