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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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