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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

People have been known to achieve more as a result of working with others than against them. - Allan Fromme

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward


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