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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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