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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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