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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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