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You Want Me To Do What? thanks to Diane Baugh

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. - Sylvester Stallone

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. - Epictetus

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The thing about living with any disability is that you adapt; you do what works for you. - Stella Young

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got. - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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