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You Want Me To Do What?

Sometimes we ask too much of our friends

You Want Me To Do What? thanks to Diane Baugh

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. - Sylvester Stallone

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. - Katharine Hepburn

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving. - Dennis Waitley

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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