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Young Rock Star

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Young Rock Star thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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