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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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