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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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