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A Woman Named Five Horses

Native Indian's wife offers mythical inspiration

A Woman Named Five Horses thanks to Mike King

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name was. He replied, 'She is called ‘Five Horses'.

A Woman Named Five Horses thanks to Mike King

The man said, 'That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?'

A Woman Named Five Horses thanks to Mike King

The old Indian answered, 'It’s an old Indian name. It means, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG.'

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Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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