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African Flip Flops

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African Flip Flops thanks to Jim Serritella

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Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Poor strangers, they have so much to be afraid of. - Shirley Jackson

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment. - Unknown

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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