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African Flip Flops

Next time someone complains about their standard of living...

African Flip Flops thanks to Jim Serritella

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Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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