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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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