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Arm Chair

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Arm Chair thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Personal invitation to sit down

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever. - Mandy Hampton

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Why didn't the armistice treaty require the Germans to lay down their accordions along with their arms? - Bill Bryson

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

One shouldn't allow oneself to be intimidated by something that can be picked up and tucked under one's arm. - Barbara Hambly

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


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