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Attentive Student

How to relax during a boring lecture

Attentive Student thanks to Keith Blake

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Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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