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Attentive Student

How to relax during a boring lecture

Attentive Student thanks to Keith Blake

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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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