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Baby Priorities thanks to Keith Blake

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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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