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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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