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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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