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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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