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Baked Tulips

Turning flower into flour

Baked Tulips thanks to Keith Blake

Twolips are better than one!

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


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