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Baked Tulips

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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