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Bar Code Casualty

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Bar Code Casualty thanks to Denny Wilson

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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