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Bar Walker

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A man's bar is his castle - Archie Bunker

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Mr. Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty. - Oscar Wilde

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer. - Unknown

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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