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Bar Walker

So, a guy walks into a bar...

Bar Walker thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A man's bar is his castle - Archie Bunker

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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