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Bar Walker

So, a guy walks into a bar...

Bar Walker thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How to run an unsuccessful bar

When a hurdle becomes an obstacle

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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