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Bar Walker

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Mr. Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty. - Oscar Wilde

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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