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Bear Print

Dutch tourist leaves final footprint

Bear Print thanks to Keith Blake

Jeroen's last hike in the Canadian Rockies

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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