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Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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