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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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