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Blonde Car Mirror

A touch of Barbie for the wife's car

Blonde Car Mirror thanks to Hannah Kemph

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Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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