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Border Between Rich and Poor

View property in Brazil looks at the other side

Border Between Rich and Poor thanks to Lorna Wreford

The first favela, or hillside shantytown, appeared on the outskirts of Rio De Janeiro 100 years ago

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Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer


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