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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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