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Brain Lamp

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I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. - Patricia Shroeder

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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