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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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