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You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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