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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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