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Brain Lamp

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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