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Taking notes on the football pitch

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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