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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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