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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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