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Bus Head Rest

Taking an outside look at oncoming traffic

Bus Head Rest thanks to Keith Blake

Some passengers get ahead of themselves

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker


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Owlvis Presley

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Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

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Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

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Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg