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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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