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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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