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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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