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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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