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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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