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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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