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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. - Zen Saying

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Sometimes idealism and all that make believe makes the world a better place. - Sung Kang

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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