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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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