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Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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