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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it. - Unknown

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far worse to emotionally cheat on somebody. - Sandra Bullock

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley


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