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Christmas Joy

The great thing about Christmas is seeing the joy on children's faces!

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The only joy in the world is to begin. - Cesare Pavese

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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