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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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