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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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