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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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