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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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