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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire


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