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Cornfield Fishing

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Cornfield Fishing thanks to Mel Hardman

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Arkansas Fishing

A good old Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, “What you gonna do with that? There ain’t no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here.”

He says, “I won it and I’m a gonna keep it.”

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.

She says, “He’s out there in his bass boat,” pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, “What are you doing?”

His brother replies, “I’m fishin. What does it look like I’m a doing.”

His brother yells, “It’s people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin everybody think we’re stupid. If I could swim, I’d come out there and whip your ass!”

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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

This is a truly international field - no Britons involved. - David Coleman

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind. - Louis Pasteur

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval


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