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Cornfield Fishing

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Cornfield Fishing thanks to Mel Hardman

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Arkansas Fishing

A good old Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, “What you gonna do with that? There ain’t no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here.”

He says, “I won it and I’m a gonna keep it.”

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.

She says, “He’s out there in his bass boat,” pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, “What are you doing?”

His brother replies, “I’m fishin. What does it look like I’m a doing.”

His brother yells, “It’s people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin everybody think we’re stupid. If I could swim, I’d come out there and whip your ass!”

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

This is a truly international field - no Britons involved. - David Coleman

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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