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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller. - Unknown

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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