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The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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