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The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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