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Croc Surfing

This crocodile packs its own lunch

Croc Surfing thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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