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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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