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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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