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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda

The formula for a successful relationship is simple: Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities, but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster. - Quentin Crisp

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno


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