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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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