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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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