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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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