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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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