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Devil Sky

Look who's watching over the Church family

Devil Sky thanks to Karen Moore

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

To be damned by the devil is to be truly blessed. - Chinese Proverb

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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